Today I Tried
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Thu Sep 04, 2003 20:54:33by ice_blue_ringmaster
Today I tried putting a new muffler on my truck. The first step was to take the old one off, so I got out a wrench to take it off with, the nuts were rusted on. I got out my handy little electric jig saw, the blade broke and I didn't have another one. I got out my knife to cut it off, I only succeeded in dulling the tip. Then I thought maybe I wasn't supposed to take the muffler off. This vexed me. So I got mad and bent the muffler back and forth until the pipe broke. This made me happy. I put the new muffler on. This made the truck louder, which made me happier. However, in his infinite forgetfulness, the man at the parts store had sold me the wrong size muffler clamp. One fit, one didn't. So now i have to go back tomorrow and explain to him his error and perhaps get the right one. Silly humans, when will they ever learn?
my Car
Posted:
Thu Sep 04, 2003 21:01:37by gizmo0681
hahaha that ain't crap today I washed my car and I thought it was going to dissentigrate while in the car wash.... hmmm perhaps it may be time to be looking into a better car.... THANK GOD FOR BONDO THAT I WILL NEVER USE....... ROFL
Re: Today I Tried
Posted:
Thu Sep 04, 2003 23:18:16by madd74
ice_blue_ringmaster wrote:Today I tried putting a new muffler on my truck. The first step was to take the old one off, so I got out a wrench to take it off with, the nuts were rusted on. I got out my handy little electric jig saw, the blade broke and I didn't have another one. I got out my knife to cut it off, I only succeeded in dulling the tip. Then I thought maybe I wasn't supposed to take the muffler off. This vexed me. So I got mad and bent the muffler back and forth until the pipe broke. This made me happy. I put the new muffler on. This made the truck louder, which made me happier. However, in his infinite forgetfulness, the man at the parts store had sold me the wrong size muffler clamp. One fit, one didn't. So now i have to go back tomorrow and explain to him his error and perhaps get the right one. Silly humans, when will they ever learn?
They wont... wait a second, it was louder, and you were happier? Um... aren't the point of mufflers to MUFFLE?
Hmm...