23 Signs of Stress

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-You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

-The Sun is too loud.

-Trees begin to chase you.

-You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

-You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

-You can hear mimes.

-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

-You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

-Things become "Very Clear."

-You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

-You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chanelers can understand.

-The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.

-You and Reality file for divorce.

-You can skip without a rope.

-It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

-You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.

-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

-You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

-You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

-Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.